John McAfee: "I wish I could just pack my bags and go to Miami"

I've been following the sad, bizarre saga of John McAfee--you can't make this stuff up:

Software guru John McAfee wants to return to US - Tech - IBNLive: "US software guru John McAfee, fighting deportation from Guatemala to Belize to face questions about the slaying of a neighbor, said on Saturday he wants to return to the United States. "My goal is to get back to America as soon as possible," McAfee, 67, said in a phone call to Reuters from the immigration facility where he is being held for illegally crossing the border to Guatemala with his 20-year-old girlfriend. "I wish I could just pack my bags and go to Miami," McAfee said."

John, I can well imagine you do wish you could just pack your bags "and go to Miami"--but you're going to have to deal with Belize.

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